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out of the loop

Alright, this post is right up there with curing cancer, ending world hunger and solving the mysteries of cold fusion.

I've been out of the what's-going-on-with-celebrities loop for, well, pretty much my entire life. I never did care too much about what happened to my favorite TV characters and movie stars while they were off being something OTHER than my favorite TV characters and movie stars. That being said, I've always made exceptions for certain female actresses, artists and musicians because, well, I'm a guy.

SO, I happened to flip on the TV while I was eating dinner and since I must've just missed Sports Center, I simply left the last chosen channel play in the background as I enjoyed my dinner. As it so happens, a show called "Celebrity Beefs" or something thereabouts was about halfway through when I hopped on for the ride.

The premise of the show is explaining what celebrities are fighting with other celebrities through the perspectives of seemingly random journalists, comedians and other celebrities. WELL, let me tell you ... I don't think I remember one thing OTHER than the fact that Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan hate each other! Granted, I can't tell you what either of those chicks do (acting, art, music?) but I CAN tell you that they're both hot in that used-to-be-awkward-cute-girl-next-door-but-now-I'm-hot look they've got going on. I'm crushed. I DO hope they can put aside their differences and work things out. I always pictured them as gal pals that shopped at ridiculously expensive and exclusive stores together and then went and had try-on sessions for their new school-girl outfits before they had scantily clad pillow fights at their weekly sleepovers, sigh.

Posted by languorous at May 18, 2005 09:41 PM