OH BOY! I bet I am not good enough to make it passed round one, but it sure sounds like fun, even for me. But you guys better win or someone owes me five bucks.

Even though we are all decent, none of us hold the prestigious title of "professional". Until then, I will not enter a tournament, but here are some tips to all who do:

1) If you are matched up against "The Piper," gracefully bow out of the tournament. Just ask Tom and Gar.

2) Hide behind the teleporter as much as possible.

3) Camp! Camp! Camp!

The last two may not ensure victory, but it may cause your opponents to retire early!